It was a very sunny day yesterday, I stopped by to get vegetables from Mama at the market. I had to pick out the fresh ones from the bunch but the bottled water in my hands were making the whole thing sluggish for me.
I had to keep one on the table but it kept falling when I heard Mama greeting her pastor , the young fellow went to sit down while I spoke to Mama. He called Mama almost immediately to tell her he needed my attention.
I reluctantly agreed, I have seen this play out severally so, why not? He asked ,you are from Anambra right? I said yes! I asked, if I knew him before? He smiled while opening his Bible and said I AM PASTOR. I
So, I told him it was his name I asked for not title, then he said PASTOR CHI SOMETHING (CAN'T REMEMBER)
He said you have travelled out of Nigeria right? Malaysia,canada,USA, Spain , which one? Answer me! I said I can't remember! He replied, what happened? I saw something, I replied, I would like to see it too.
He asked how many wives did your Dad marry? I said 3! He said those women are the problem (P.S MY DAD HAS ONLY ONE WIFE) He said he was lead to break that problem. I told him I REJECT EVERYTHING THAT YOU SAID AND WISH YOU ALL YOU HAVE WISHED ME. I AM LEARNED AND TOO SMART FOR YOUR GAMES!GOODLUCK.
I went back to mamas' table and saw him smiling sheepishly before I could turn around again dude was gone!
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